Apr. 14th, 2014

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Apr. 14th, 2014 12:01 am
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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CHILD IS USING DRUGS

Is your child's appearance undergoing marked changes, such as larger parts or new hair?

Has your child become secretive, as for example locking the door so you can't burst in by surprise and check his/her naked body for changes?

Does your child experience sudden mood swings, like becoming abruptly enraged when you dismiss his/her lifechanging traumas as "going through a phase"?

Does your child lose focus, causing him/her to do such things as interrupt your interrogations about what you think is important to insist that the subject go back to what he/she came to you for help with?

Has your child become sullen and stopped talking to you?

Does your child's mind wander off the subject at hand, for instance deflecting the conversation away from his/her being placed under house arrest, without an impartial judge or a chance at defense, to suddenly veer off on a discussion of the Constitution?

Does your child display infantile behavior, such as objecting to being called a "child" after the age at which he/she would have been accepted for enlistment in the Continental Army or allowed to marry someone the same age who had done so?

Is your child given to wild raving, such as paranoid claims that people who are employed as child experts are a bunch of frauds who foster ignorance in the public and use it to frighten people and line their own pockets?

IF YOU HAVE ANSWERED ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS "YES", YOUR CHILD IS DEFINITELY USING DRUGS AND WILL DIE HORRIBLY UNLESS CHECKED INTO OUR CLINIC AT ONCE.

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