Mar. 11th, 2014

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Mar. 11th, 2014 12:01 am
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As I finished holding forth, the grumbling of the crowd suddenly abated as a woman rose to her feet. Fen recognized her as a former pornstar of, be it said, considerable acting talent-- not unusual in women of the profession-- and went quiet to let her speak.

She did, as follows:

"You act like the smartest guy in the room, but if you know so much, tell me this: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

I gave her an astonished look as chuckles were heard throughout the hall. When they had abated, I said, "One."

She blinked once, nodded, and said, "Okay."

The crowd was very quiet as she sat down.

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